Avvy Enable Plz?

The FAQ tell me that I need to contact the admins for permission to put an avatar up for myself. So, admins, hi, can I get a spot to put up an avatar, or is there something I must do first? Slay a troll with my bare hands? Retrieve the Lost and Smarmy Pillow Book of Tasar Kend? Promise to marry Prince Valium?

You have to sign unending alliegance to me and me only.

Given your keenness, DA, can you handle this one?

Prince Valium might not be interested once we give you back your original nose...as for trolls, please kill the one from Dora the Explorer!

Actually, *I* have my originose.

*hunts down troll from Dora the Explorer, makes him part with his head*

*brings back his funny shaggy yellow head and shows you evidence*

Iz okay. My kids don't watch Dora. If you'd asked me to off Lumpy from My Friends Tigger and Pooh, then there would have been a problem.

I'll see if I can do something for ya, Val.

Mucho thank-o, D/A.

My monsters only watch Dora when I'm working late or not quick enough on the remote to switch to Jeopardy, but thanx for killin' the miserable SOB. Now if only somebody would ice the rest of the cast...